THOUGHTS FOR FOOD

As, im sitting here eating these tasty grapes like the king i am, i got to thinking... about women... as always... lol. And I just was thinking about how amazing they are....

amazingly CRAZY! lol.... i touched on this a few months back... now its time to feel it up... (corny metaphor #1)... being in love with a woman is beautiful.. but also one of the most dangerous things to do. Side effects can include:

hair loss,voice loss,loss of friends,constant head aches,bad liver from all the liquour ul be driven to drink,bad days,no place to live,broken windows,burned clothes, cut shoes, smashed hats, flat tires, low self esteem jail time, no money, and in some cases death.

and the thing that gets me is... you dont experience these things becayse they dont love you... BUT BECAUSE THEY DO! smh...

a few things girls do that make me smh

1.always tell you what your problem is .. "you know wat ur problem is... "
2.cry their eyes out, then when u ask whats wrong...they say "nothin"
3.say "if you dont know whats wrong, im not going to tell you"
4.Tell all their friends the bullshit u do, then wonder why yall dont get along.
5.Tell all their friends that you be giving her the D, then get mad at you for them flirting!
6.can say a girl has a big butt... but get mad if u look.
7.they cant ever be wrong
8.Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months ago
9.blame everything on PMS!
10.Listen to everything their friends say!
11.Over-analyze everything
12.Get mad if u dont noticed they shaved their toe hair... smh
13.ASSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14.Try to change you
15.will make u watch the dumbest shit on tv, then complains when the games on, or if ur watching a MANLY FILM
16.knows more about Paris, lindsey, kim, Bradd, Beyonce, Angelina, than you.
17.Thinks that when they say sorry... everything magically goes away!
18.thinks u Like every girl u talk to...
19.says..."i dont like her"... u ask why.. and she says "i dont know"
20.after you do something once.. to them.. You "ALWAYS" do it.


il stop there... but there is plenty more... ITS ALMOST A SHAME HOW MUCH POWER A WOMAN HAS... ALMOST EVERY MAJOR BATTLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY STARTED BECAUSE OF A WOMAN, (WATCH WOMEN OF TROY)....


i guess i made this post to say... ladies, the relationship can go haywire cuz u go so hard on us guys... take it easy on us.... and maybe things will be better and smoother between us...

ima get back to my grapes... but niggas are next...

until next time kids...